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lady-kadaver:

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

THIS.

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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ptrparker:

phil-of-the-phuture:

ptrparker:

why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent

no because it’s dead

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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coolbutnotreally:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

if men got periods this would probably be a real thing

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pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

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definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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