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A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

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cosmothefairy:

give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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raptortooth:

wagwias:

Two kinds of people:

People who took the news of feathered dinosaurs like this:

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And those who took it like this:

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SCIENCE MADE DINOSAURS PERFECT I WILL FIGHT YOU

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